Why Wonky?

Sometimes things don't turn out exactly as planned . . . such is the case with our wonky bars :-) They all have the same great quality in terms of lather & soothing, though in a funny shape, size or thickness. Stock up & save!

Choose from our Stain Bar, Happy Honey Pet Shampoo, Baby Luscious bars, classic soaps (for face, hand & body) & our sea water 3-in-1 bars for shampoo, shave & soap. Please see below for ingredients of the various bars. Available only while supplies last. 

What you get . . . a box of bars in various shapes & sizes . . . always great value  While supplies last  

Features & Benefits

• Natural products great for folks with scent &/or chemical sensitivities
• Unscented & essential oil-scented available
• No latex allergy reactive ingredients
• Unisex, for all ages & skin types
• All are gluten-free & nut-free
• Not tested on animals
• Septic-safe

Ingredients

• Face & Body Soap & Pet Shampoo Ingredients
• Plain language: Water from our well, vegetable shortening (soybean oil, palm oil [sustainably harvested]), coconut oil, olive oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), salt
• INCI terminology: Aqua, olea europaea fruit oil, cocos nucifera oil, glycine soja oil, elaeis guineensis oil, sodium hydroxide, salt
• Plus ingredients in various bars:
• Honey & Oatmeal: has organic oats & honey from Cornect Family Farm
• Happy Honey Pet Shampoo: with honey from Cornect Family Farm & hemp oil
• Baby Luscious: with organic oats, chamomile botanical extract & lavender essential oil in the scented version
• Lavender: with lavender blossoms & essential oil
• Peppermint: with peppermint leaves & essential oil
• Lemon Scrub: with cornmeal & our Lemon blend of essential oils: lemongrass & cedarwood
• Be Mine: with sandalwood powder & our Be Mine blend of essential oils: patchouli, bergamot, geranium, orange
• Cocoa Butter Winter Bar: with cocoa powder, cocoa butter & benzoin essential oil, which is like vanilla :-)

• Sea Water 3-in-1 Bar Ingredients
• Plain language: Sea water, olive oil, castor oil, coconut oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), jojoba oil, apricot kernel oil, shea butter, salt
• INCI terminology: Aqua, olea europaea fruit oil, ricinus communis seed oil, cocos nucifera oil, sodium hydroxide, simmondsia chinensis seed oil, prunus armeniaca, butyrospermum parkii, salt
• Plus ingredients in various bars:
• Acadian Forest essential oils: balsam, cedarwood, pine, birch
• Tea Tree essential oil
• Lavender essential oil
• Be Mine: with lavender essential oil

Size

• Depends on the wonkiness . . . every box is unique  We use our standard full size bar boxes and pack them as full of wonky value as we can. Sometimes it’s multiple smaller bars, sometimes a larger bar with character, sometimes a slightly underweight full size bar. 
• A standard, not wonky, full bar is appx 100 grams. When freshly made, full-size bars weigh approximately 120 grams. During the curing process water evaporates and the weight decreases. Once cured, the dehydration process continues over time and the weight continues to decrease. Interestingly, the overall dimensions of the bars do not get smaller and with less moisture, bars are harder, so last longer  

How to Get the Best Value of Each Bar

• Bars are cured to last
• Allow to dry between uses to last longest
• Cut bars to use at multiple sinks or later
• Store spares in dry spot out of direct heat
• Do not store in airtight containers or plastic
• Wrap wet bar in dry cloth when travelling

General Safety & Product Notes

• For external use only
• Keep away from eyes
• Do not eat this product
• Moisture continues to evaporate as bars cure

Packaging

• Recyclable, compostable, zero-waste box

Grandbaby-tested  Nana-approved! 

• We promise all of our products are tested on ourselves, family members (including grand babies!) & friends.
• We promise to never test any product on animals, even ones designed for pets. We test them on ourselves, family members & friends, too!
• We promise to make sure you are 100% satisfied . . . if there is any problem with your order or this product let us know & we will make it right.

* Savings Note

50% savings indicated are based on the cost of a single full-size boxed bar.