Why Wonky?
Sometimes things don't turn out exactly as planned . . . such is the case with our wonky bars :-) They all have the same great quality in terms of lather & soothing, though in a funny shape, size or thickness. Stock up & save!
Choose from our Stain Bar, Happy Honey Pet Shampoo, Baby Luscious bars, classic soaps (for face, hand & body) & our sea water 3-in-1 bars for shampoo, shave & soap. Please see below for ingredients of the various bars. Available only while supplies last.
What you get . . . a box of bars in various shapes & sizes . . . always great value
While supplies last
Features & Benefits
- Natural products great for folks with scent &/or chemical sensitivities
- Unscented & essential oil-scented available
- No latex allergy reactive ingredients
- Unisex, for all ages & skin types
- All are gluten-free & nut-free
- Not tested on animals
- Septic-safe
Ingredients
- Face & Body Soap & Pet Shampoo Ingredients
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Plain language: Water from our well, vegetable shortening (soybean oil, palm oil [sustainably harvested]), coconut oil, olive oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), salt
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INCI terminology: Aqua, olea europaea fruit oil, cocos nucifera oil, glycine soja oil, elaeis guineensis oil, sodium hydroxide, salt
- Plus ingredients in various bars:
- Honey & Oatmeal: has organic oats & honey from Cornect Family Farm
- Happy Honey Pet Shampoo: with honey from Cornect Family Farm & hemp oil
- Baby Luscious: with organic oats, chamomile botanical extract & lavender essential oil in the scented version
- Lavender: with lavender blossoms & essential oil
- Peppermint: with peppermint leaves & essential oil
- Lemon Scrub: with cornmeal & our Lemon blend of essential oils: lemongrass & cedarwood
- Be Mine: with sandalwood powder & our Be Mine blend of essential oils: patchouli, bergamot, geranium, orange
- Cocoa Butter Winter Bar: with cocoa powder, cocoa butter & benzoin essential oil, which is like vanilla :-)
- Sea Water 3-in-1 Bar Ingredients
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Plain language: Sea water, olive oil, castor oil, coconut oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), jojoba oil, apricot kernel oil, shea butter, salt
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INCI terminology: Aqua, olea europaea fruit oil, ricinus communis seed oil, cocos nucifera oil, sodium hydroxide, simmondsia chinensis seed oil, prunus armeniaca, butyrospermum parkii, salt
- Plus ingredients in various bars:
- Acadian Forest essential oils: balsam, cedarwood, pine, birch
- Tea Tree essential oil
- Lavender essential oil
- Be Mine: with lavender essential oil
Size
- Depends on the wonkiness . . . every bar is special
How to Get the Best Value of Each Bar
- Bars are cured to last
- Allow to dry between uses to last longest
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Cut bars to use at multiple sinks or later
- Store spares in dry spot out of direct heat
- Do not store in airtight containers or plastic
- Wrap wet bar in dry cloth when travelling
General Safety & Product Notes
- For external use only
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Keep away from eyes
- Do not eat this product
- Moisture continues to evaporate as bars cure
Packaging
- Recyclable, compostable, zero-waste box
Grandbaby-tested
Nana-approved!
- We promise all of our products are tested on ourselves, family members (including grand babies!) & friends.
- We promise to never test any product on animals, even ones designed for pets. We test them on ourselves, family members & friends, too!
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We promise to make sure you are 100% satisfied . . . if there is any problem with your order or this product let us know & we will make it right.
* Savings Note
50% savings indicated are based on the cost of a single full-size boxed bar.